Friday, June 18, 2004

Blogger: Hey, look who's here!

Me: How 'ya doin' fella? So sorry man, it's been over a month, and I didn't e'en notice! See I've been so tied up and drained with work here, couldn't find the time or the spirit to see ya.

Blogger: Yeah, I understand, pal! No sweat.

Me: My project, you know.. i'm testing these scheduling algos.. here, look..

Generating Schedule...

machine 1: 11 (0) 3 (37.2) 1 (14.4) 8 (3.6) 2 (26.4)
machine 2: 7 (13.2) 9 (9.6) 15 (22.8) 12 (24)
machine 3: 17 (52.8) 20 (67.2)
machine 4: 13 (25.2) 10 (38.4)
machine 5: 23 (51.6)
machine 6: 6 (10.8) 5 (0) 14 (13.2)
machine 7: 18 (0) 4 (43.2)
machine 8: 16 (67.2) 19 (73.2) 21 (78) 22 (81.6)

average flow time = 32.9783
machine utilization = 0.416672
generation 12

new sequence formed!
sequence mutating!

Generating Schedule...

Blogger: (disinterested) Ah yes, interesting!

Me: It's a rather long and complex piece of code.. I've been so busy working on it. I'd surely have blogged a lot this summer, had I not been putting in the hours into it.

Blogger: Eh, like I care! I have a million other visitors.. and I don't care about the lazy half 'uv'em like yourself half as much as the other half.

Me: Eh?

Blogger: Yeah, there're plenty 'uv'em like you, coming up with lousy excuses all the time. I'm used to 'em now. Tied up with work, you say, eh?

Me: Yeah, I showed you..

Blogger: I know what you did this summer! You call that silly little program complex? Anyone can write it from scratch in a week.

Me: My project guide said the same thing, but it's really...

Blogger: Pray, where were you last weekend?

Me: Uh.. (how the hell does he know?!)

Blogger: She blogs. And how are the Coffee Shack-ers and Pubs@Bombay doing? (smiling) He he.. sorry for the spying.. but Orkut Buyukkokten and I work for the same company, and he being great at making friends and me always looking for gossip, slime gets to me pretty quick. Don't worry, Google isn't evil. :)

Me: Thank God for that!

Blogger: Thank Larry and Sergey. They wrote it in the IPO document. But listen here, you wanna blog, you're welcome. You don't wanna blog, just the same! But don't go around making glorious excuses. If they all knew what I know, they'd laugh at you.

Me: Right.

Blogger: Now that you're here, you might wanna talk about those books you've been mailing to that tinyscule yahoo account about :P.

2 comments:

Ankur Shrivastava said...

Well, you were to talk about some books here ? Were all of them found in Bookworm ? ;)

Ankur.

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